Introduction to the Letters

www.letters2jamison.com


Aloha and Thank You for visiting.
I’ve got a lot of great things about #sex and #orgasm to share with you.


If this is your first read, welcome. You are going to find a lot of answers you won’t find anywhere else.


If this is not the first post you read, I am glad you enjoyed what you learned so far.

The #FoodForThought won’t be disappointing…


This blog is divided into the following categories: sex be religion, teenage experiences (drugs, drinking, first time, condoms, etc.), STD/sti (bathing, removal of an unplanned “accident”), sex experiences/BDSM (some are how to and some are the kind that make penthouse forum blush and normal/vanilla people pass out – parents, don’t sweat those – they are only at patreon), toy training and orgasm exercises (how to make g-spots, how to pick training toys for o/g/a/s/m spots (those are the actual medical terms), an index finger can touch your ovary, why some guys bend to the left and other useful tidbits) and finally relationships/boundaries/communication (probably the most important items of necessity).


The original letters (about 200 of them) were written in succession. If the post has a “Letter #” then it was part of the original series. If the post does not contain “Letter #” at the beginning of the post, then that was written for everyone who is not my niece. (She would have some background the rest of you don’t.)


Each Letter builds upon knowledge gained in a previous letter… much like a basic textbook. Most of the Letters are about how to train your sexual muscles to orgasm the way your body was designed to achieve. Getting things out of order can be dangerous. Follow the posts starting with the earliest post first if you really want to lay a proper foundation. (Pun intended.)
Seriously, crawl before you attempt to run and end up tripping and falling. It hurts. I know.

Nuggets in every post…
Maybe your partner comes from a different perspective or background and you are here to learn something to help achieve common ground. Maybe you are a #teen, #parent or single dad looking for answers. Maybe you are just curious to see if there is anything you might be missing. For the record… you are and so am I. There was a time when I needed answers… and they weren’t forthcoming.


Rabidly tenacious for answers at a very young age, I wanted to know what I wasn’t being told about what I could do. Why was I being poked and prodded as a science experiment in a hospital at 6 years old?


“Doctor, what is wrong with my child?”
“We don’t know, let’s run more tests.”
… is not the most comforting way to realize you have a useful talent.

I could squirt. I couldn’t control it.


Did anyone ever wonder why young children are so enamored with their private parts and then their mentors tell them to quit enjoying life?


It took me about 40 years of sex to distill this education into multi-syllabic words where the sentence isn’t “oh god, I’m cumming”… and now for the money shot. I still learn everyday and like to see how (or even if) the wisdom imparted is making it into common practice.


You don’t have to agree with the things I say. Your experience (s) may be different. There are 31 flavors at Baskins N Robbins for a reason. But, if you have nobody else with an answer… I’m giving the answer I wish someone would have given to me.


Before the internet, when posing sex questions, we asked people around us what they knew… Friends our own age, parents, grandparents, people we trusted, doctors and porn. With the advent of the internet, searching for nuggets of truth and hidden gems became pretty easy. There are quadrillions of terabytes of stuff out there from people willing to disclose what they think you should believe.


Some actually say the really obvious stuff like, “when I was a teenager sex wasn’t that good but now that I’m in my twenties it’s really great” or “wow, I thought sex in my twenties was awesome but it’s garbage compared to what I can do in my thirties” or even “forty is the new thirty but better” or “jeez I wish I could go back and tell my teenage, twenty-something, thirty and forty-self what I know now in my fifties… those experiences would have been so much better if I’d only known… yada, yada, yada.”

All of those statements are true, including this rarely spoken truth… The journey is a series of building blocks… most people get hurt early on or never get the right instruction to make them want to proceed down the path so they stop learning and settle with what they know.


Thus, I found limited knowledge and basal exchanges occupy about 99% of internet search results Google returns to me.


I didn’t develop a conscience to share my muscle training wisdom until my niece became a teenager and I realized that without disclosing what I know… it would be shameful on my part and potentially detrimental to her growth should she make even one of the dumb mistakes I made on my path. I’d hate to know she shut down after a bad experience when we all stub our toes learning to walk. After awhile, I decided to let everyone else in on these secrets.

Sex… is a good thing… especially when it is done well and for the right reasons.


It’s a gnosis. Why? I figured out the best orgasms are: 1) spiritual in nature, 2) are in a monogamous loving relationship, 3) with a partner you knew instantly was your soul mate (even before introducing yourself), 4) require you to know how to operate you before entering said relationship 5) without a doubt the best reason to exist on earth and 6) usually won’t happen until you are in your thirties.

(Yep, it takes lots of practice to train those muscles correctly. Babies born with legs can’t walk for about a year. What makes you think a pubescent teen is going to magically know what real love is or how to orgasm at your optimal potential when your junk isn’t even properly trained until your late twenties or early thirties?). It’s no surprise thirty is about the time people realize they chose the wrong mate and start looking for sexual fulfillment in new and undiscovered ways… hmmmm.

Sex… the rare instances where 1+1 can = 3 or more.


Sex is really misunderstood… if it was completely understood… there would be nobody with any questions. We would relate to sex like math. 1+1=2. In a universal language with absolute answers, Nobody would have a dissenting opinion.


While most people understand math basics… addition, subtraction, division and multiplication, they don’t always want to understand algebra, geometry, trig or calculus. However, there are a few among us who do want to understand the finer points of derivatives, physics and quantum mechanics.


Everybody has the best sex they have. Whether your definition of orgasmic great sex is a two minute quickie or seventeen hours to dehydration… that is up to you. The Letters were not written to insult anyone’s ability. They were written to embrace the wisdom of the best sexual experiences a person may have if they choose.

By the numbers…
There are about 9 billion people in the world.
A little more than 180 million of those have taken a peek at my bizarre sex life.
Around 3 million have viewed at least one video.
Due to my unique talents, my partner search led me on a global treasure hunt. After “sometimes” enjoying about 1,000 different partners (incl: LGBTQ+?) and counting, I learned most people really suck at sex. If you have had more than one partner then you know I am telling the truth. I’m not being rude by stating the truth. I’m being honest. I can only name 6 people whom I can personally attest are actual Masters at their craft. A couple of these were amazing love at first sight LTR relationships and a couple were sport fuckers who were just exceptional at their craft. All 6 were normal people that did not have a history in porn. Porn people are very convincing ACTORS.


Wouldn’t it be nice if someone wrote a blog and told you how to distinguish a great lover from a mediocre one without having sex… so you wouldn’t have to figure that out the hard way? (Hint hint).


Loving relationships coddle, cuddle and empathize. Sexual relationships including sport fucking and casual sex include quite a few hard knocks. I will provide my personal pathways to both ends of the spectrum while attempting to sugar coat most of my deliveries.


Since becoming an expert at the thing between your legs is not the case with most people… many have unanswered questions…
No matter how many dumb mistakes or awesomeness experiences I had, I knew that there was always more. I never quit learning and I never will. I love time well-spent chasing the ultimate orgasm. You are here because you are searching for answers without the requirement of making all the mistakes I made.


I’d stop here but besides my own early curiosity about whether or not there was salvation for the sexually charged, there is a huge contingent of Bible beaters who are looking for answers more profound than: no masturbation, no sex before marriage, yes children, no divorce and no adultery. If you realize later that you made a mistake, suck it up buttercup, we will give you three hours of counseling before you schedule the church for your big white-wedding day.


Seems somewhere between buying indulgences and pious Puritan espoused behavior swearing masturbating is a sin when there is zero evidence in the Jewish, Muslim or Christian texts to support such ignorant statements, people forgot our true roots of sexual enjoyment for more than procreation and being naked were completely acceptable to the Creator.
I think you will really enjoy the enlightening posts on religion and sex.


Enjoy the Letters to Jamison.
Some of them may answer questions you never thought to ask.
Share with your friends… and maybe some enemies you’d like to have as friends.
Throw $1.00 into the hat and support if you feel you learned something of value. (Here at the bottom of a post or at patreon because that is how I know the choice to make the Letters available was helpful for you.)
With love, great orgasms, healthy relationships and Aloha,
C. Change

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Letter # 101 Am I in a healthy relationship?


Do you know how to tell when you are not with the right person?
I will cut to the chase and answer this one for you.


A relationship is OVER the first time you look at someone else and wonder what it would be like to be with that other person instead of the one you are with.


Something about your current relationship is not meeting all of your needs.


Modern society has all sorts of excuses for why you stay where you are and deal with the problem and in so doing you end up violating another major boundary… being honest with yourself.


The popular excuse is “I love this person so I’m going to work it out.”

This may stem from the concept that a divorce was almost impossible to obtain prior to the mid 1960s… It wasn’t socially acceptable until around 1980…


Riiiiight. Sure you love your partner. You love them like I love chocolate.


There are 8 different words to describe 8 different types of love in the Bible.


Unless you had that “hit-in-the-head-with-a-baseball-bat” type of love I discussed earlier… (2) things: (1) then the titillating feeling of finding a different partner is your inner knowing that the person you are with …isn’t the best match and (2) when you are really in love, the way it is meant to be, you don’t notice anyone but your partner.


People get into wrong relationships all the time and spend the rest of their life trying to make it work.


Who are they trying to please? It’s obviously not the unhappy person in the mirror.


Even a monkey in a laboratory quits trying to put a square peg in a round hole after a certain number of tries. It’s the job of the scientists behind the mirror evaluating the monkey to keep track of the number of tries attempted before the monkey realizes effort after foolishness does not pay off.


I do think some monkeys are smarter than people in certain situations.
Take a gander at the bonobo monkey tribe. A matriarch dominant society that settles their differences using sex. It works, too.


What I want you to realize is that you are responsible for everything that happens in your life.


Responsibility


Technically the word means the ability to respond in a given situation.


I’ve noticed most people think they are responsible.


Even those adult individuals who have sex with toddlers, people who knowingly transmit deadly diseases, the banker who forecloses a house and kicks a family out on the street on Christmas Eve because they are late on the payment, the reporter who refused to do due diligence and parrots a lie, just a few examples of a terribly long list that includes you and me because even we Think we are responsible. Welcome to life… we all fall short of being responsible at some point.


I’m going to circle back to boundaries and communication.
Without appropriate boundaries and communication skills to enforce those boundaries, we end up in less than stellar situations.


Often, we don’t even realize when our own behavior crosses one of our own espoused boundaries.


A perfect example.


The example of that guy ran a red light and hit me… you didn’t have to be in that place at that time.


You could have been somewhere else. I promise you that the small voice inside told you ahead of time to be aware of your surroundings.

Why weren’t you listening? Was the radio more important?

Did your thoughts taking you out of here and now get in the way of being present? Was there some drama from another experience playing in your head that kept you from listening to yourself?


It really doesn’t matter what the subject matter noun is… this is one of the critical life lessons every person needs to accept, understand and thus… be responsible.


There is no such thing as a no fault accident in life.

If you are not present, you are 100% at fault. If you are present you bear half the responsibility for not getting out of the way.

You bear 100% of the responsibility for not taking action to create the solution appropriate for your needs.

This requires communication skills. With yourself! … and with everyone else involved!


Adopt this now and your entire life will be better for it.

Fail to recognize this as a basic premise for life and you will just keep giving away your power. You will keep living in co-dependent relationship disasters and wondering where and when it “all went wrong” while you erroneously look for something or someone else to blame.

Go look in the mirror. Fix that!

You can only attract that which you are.


Healthy people have healthy relationships.
Unhealthy people have unhealthy relationships.


Guess what… healthy people don’t get into relationships with unhealthy people. They stick with their own kind.


To have a healthy relationship, YOU must get healthy first!


If you can’t stand someone else’s bad behavior look and see what commensurate same rotten behavior you have.


Ok, your partner is a drunk and you are not. You are a nagging bitch. Quit pointing fingers. The problem is the same.

The outward problem appears different but the underlying cause is the exact same. You are both morbidly unhappy. The final outcome is the same.

Neither party wants to be around the other one when their inability to cope with the underlying issue results in ugly behavior.

You both have a behavior that needs less positive reinforcement and a life that needs a new skill set.


Circle back to boundaries and communication.


Life is about boundaries and communication.


Master these two items and life will be much more enjoyable.

A Little Truth Goes A Long Way

Teen Parenting PSA
Let’s face it folks… that talk you need to have with your kids about drugs and sex… is not going to go well if you don’t have the proper attitude or answers.

Most parents today remember the famous commercials showing a fried egg as your brain on drugs, a man running around a chair as a human-hamster on coke or a supermodel who takes out her false teeth and removes her make-up to reveal the dangers of meth.


Did these things stop us from doing drugs?
Did listening to boring statistics stop us from saying “No?”
Were alcoholic beverages or drugs involved the first time you had sex? Were drugs or alcohol the catalyst to get you or your partner into the sack?


We’ve been selling sex to underage kids since long before Jon Benet Ramsey was murdered.
Teen Vogue has more subscribers than the New York Times digital and print editions combined! (Numbers based on 2018 Google search data.)


It’s Time to change the conversation. The world is a different place than when we were growing up… and WE are the reason why our kids are facing different challenges than we did.

Up to 90% THC vape is available today but in the 80s or 90s, weed was around 4% THC. Back then, porn was a movie or vhs tape. Today, porn is made on a cell phone and uploaded in real time. 12 year olds are going through puberty and they look old enough for consent in some states!


If you are contemplating that “Don’t do it” talk your parents gave you (that didn’t work) or think you might not have all the answers to the questions you might be asked… consider flipping through the pages of Letters to Jamison. This is the information I gave to my own family to help their kids safely navigate the new landscape I helped to create.


Read it, put it in front of your kid and open the conversation based on a third party take on sex, drugs and ways to get out of a Bad situation when they realize they’ve made a mistake. You may not agree with everything… but the real solutions and scenarios, give you a way “in” to have an open and honest discussion with a curious or closed “out” teen. Remember when you were secretly looking for real knowledge in the least painful or embarrassing way?

When parents didn’t have the convincing answer to keep us out of trouble, most of us learned by trial and error….and error… And error…


Letters to Jamison chapters are filled with brutally honest nuggets of usefulness… they are not the politically correct canned answers from health professionals. Letters to Jamison are the truths the author wishes she knew “way back when.”

It’s good to know what to do when you get an STD when you are not old enough to have a Drivers License, (besides be angry, embarrassed and BUSTED), but wouldn’t that smart sex talk have been exponentially better if someone explained soap and water could keep you from getting skin contact diseases if you bathed immediately AFTER you had sex? (Instead of falling asleep or having a cigarette… bathe first, then cuddle when clean!)


Your quick little “avoidance” talk has to out-compete the sexually glorified behavior exhibited in TV shows like Shameless, Special Victims Unit, Game of Thrones and Teen Mom.


Your knowledge has to be more convincing than the porn industry, Hollywood, the music industry, the internet and 50 shades of fake hype combined.


Your level of confidence, greater than the “friend” or peer pressure.


If you really want to convince your teen not to do something… use the time-tested, proven solution of educating them about what they are missing out on when they make uneducated choices. Give them alternatives. Give them solutions. Give them the insider’s perspective from someone who has been in all those places you may not have wanted to go.

Sure you can wait until they are in a “serious” relationship… If your kid is like my siblings were… But I was the black sheep. At 14, drinking, doing drugs, having sex… And kids like me, have parents who swear their kid would never do these things at this age.

My college education was paid for, in part, by the sex industry… I had it. I used it. I also knew it wouldn’t last forever but my education would.

Now, I look back and see how our kids are making even worse mistakes because our “Gordon Gekko generation” showed how to get out of some of the consequences but failed miserably at how to avoid the mistakes in the first place.


If you don’t have this conversation, your kids will search out answers… just like you did, or maybe they will find much deeper and darker rabbit holes…


Follow the answers I gave my own family in Letters to Jamison here and via: patreon.com/colechange


…Because knowledge is more powerful than ignorance or peer pressure!
Good luck.
C. Change

The Sounds of Nut Music

Letter # 13 part 6
Now you have the ability to hear the music in a physical sense and your body should have some form of muscle contraction response.

You should also have the ability to push and pull a toy in and out of you without the use of your hands.

I don’t think you will be able to spin the toy sans hands but if you figure it out, would you please drop me a note and tell me how you figured it out.


Now combine the music to the in and out motion of the toy sans hands.
Why did I want you to do a hands-on twisting toy montage first?

That application teaches the muscles that all the areas along the walls are necessary for inclusion.

The twisting is different than just a push or pull… or laying there with a vibrator.

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Letter #13 Part 7 Oh the Places I did Go Dr. Seuss


Sticking with The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy and Nutcraker Ball theme, let’s make up some new corresponding words to the tune. Visualize the notes making a physical act with a partner.

The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy is not the first dance in the ballet so if properly executed with a partner, everything in the music before this is foreplay and this song would begin actual copulative practice.


Now sing these phrases to the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy tune ala Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music… because these are more of my favorite things.


First four bars:
Cat crawl over to your man, on all fours, slow as you can.


Bars five to…
First you straddle your partner, dripping wet, slide it in, up and down, up and down, stay at the top, with a little twist, shimmy to the base… 360 with your hips, up and down, up and down, lick belly nipple to armpit, shimmy to the base…


Ok you should be at the 30 second mark at this point. There’s about 2:10 left to go… but why should I tell you how to choreograph your sex… put your own spin into your movement. Own this.


In case you’ve never seen multiple versions of The Nutcracker Ballet, just about every choreographer makes this ballet their own. I have only witnessed two troupes emulate the original Russian ballet. As such, take liberties with my suggestions but keep them within reason.


I will have you swinging from the ceiling soon enough – but this is not the type of music for tied up situations.


Love you,
C. Change

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Adding Color

Letter # 13 part 5 Adding Color


Now you have the ability to hear the music and interpret those sounds as physical movements. Consequently, if you can squeeze and release to Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy, You should also have the ability to squeeze your internal vaginal muscles to the rhythm of any song.


Let’s combine the two of those things together with a glass toy and a spot of organic coconut oil.

If you don’t have the Dance of the sugar plum fairy memorized by now… Here is the link again.https://www.8notes.com/scores/7323.asp


Sexual Choreography:
Listen to the first 30 seconds of the music then see if you can fit the following words to match what the music says to me. Once you get a “handle” on how I physically view/hear/feel the notes and how they correspond to physical movement, try actually doing the choreography.

This is a good second step as there are more levels above this intermediate one which I will discuss with you once you have this well-in-hand.


Let’s go back to the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy with some new lyrics.
Start by singing these phrases to the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy tune ala Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music… because these are a few of my favorite things.


First four bars:
From knee up to inner thigh, place cold glass tip to soft warm clit, circle softly,


Bars five to… (“twisting” starts at the melody)
Twisting smoothly first go to the right, switch to the left, towards the front and now go to the back, spiiin it out,


Bar nine to…
Gently slide in twisting to the left, then the right, now go back to front, swing full circle, use to muscles push it out,


Bar thirteen…
Twisting smoothly first go to the right, switch to the left, towards the front and now go to the back, spiiin it out,
Slide all the way in, slide all the way out, twisting go back, insiiiiide


Ok you should be at the 30 second mark at this point. There’s about 2:10 left to go… add the toy now that you have some words of instruction and see what happens.


I’ll let you have some fun with this… your own personal creativity should be stimulated by now.

LoVe you,

C. Change

The Nutcracker Ball

Letter #13 Part 4 The Nutcracker Ball


Do you have the fingertip trick down pat? Good.
Can you squeeze your internal muscles to the music?

Just start by tightening and releasing to the notes.

Once you get a “constricting handle” for physically interpreting (view/hear/feel) the notes and how they correspond to physical movement, try actually creating muscle pumping choreography. This is a good second step as there are more levels above this intermediate one which I will discuss with you once you have this well understood.

If you do have the sheet music handy… Open the link below and watch the music.

https://www.8notes.com/scores/7323.asp


First four bars:
Tighten and release using each pluck of the string instruments to either tighten or release.


This next part gets a little harder in bar five as staying with the music is going to be a challenge initially.


Pulse tighten to each note.


When you hear the clarinet travel down the scale, relax. Start the process again with the next set of bars.


Ok you should be at the 30 second mark at this point. There’s about 2:10 left to go… but why should I tell you how to choreograph your sex… put a little thought into your movement.


Obviously performing to just this one tune from Tchaikovsky is going to be far more taxing than Bust a Move by Young MC but I believe it is worth it.

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DtZQQGX24Teg&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjf6uHOt8TgAhUm4IMKHeOFBIQQyCkIEDAA&usg=AOvVaw3gTWd_dskOKgH4avx8Q_5a

Love you,

C. Change

The Nutcracker

Letter #13 part 3 The Nutcraker


I don’t know how many times I performed in ballet scores of The Nutcracker from the mind of Tchaikovsky. After about the 1000th time hearing the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy, one tends to hear this in their sleep.


As an adult, my significant other would give my best girlfriend and me tickets to go see the latest visiting troupe do the performance.


I often wondered why men found the ballet so boring. Were they not musically inclined? Did the notes not whisper sweet nothings in their mind? Were the long legs flinging in the air not a turn on? All those pretty sparkle costumes wrapped around svelte contortionist bodies unable to ignite some part of the sexual brain?


Ballet and Opera, in my world, were symphonies with visuals. Who can’t be moved hearing a harp?


What if those who prefer a good mud-wrestling match over a ballet just need a mental perspective nudge into novel culture to tie those brain connecting dendrites in new ganglia patterns? Maybe if they thought of music the same way I did, going to the ballet, would be a much more entertaining process.


I know I talked about classical music and sex in Rhythm and Sex, (Letter #13 part 1). If you are having any trouble independently moving body parts to the music, take a look at the prima ballerina of any ballet or winners of talent, pole and dancing shows. For fun, let me give you a peek into my sexually deranged mind. I have an inkling this may help you get “the gist” of the grind in a new and enjoyable way.


Follow the series of the letters, in which I will explain a logical methodology for breaking the whole into pieces you can master. (Initially by yourself, with a toy and then a partner… crawl, walk, then run.)


Start with your ears and fingers:
Listen to the first 30 seconds of Tchaikovsky’s Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.


Link below to sheet music to visualize this while hearing it if you don’t have a copy handy. 8notes.com

https://www.8notes.com/scores/7323.asp


Practice idea number one:
Let’s start by opening the palm of your left hand and tapping the notes you hear at the time you hear them on the left hand with the right hand.


Were you able to tap in the exact same spot the whole time or did you move the point of tap around on the palm?
If you had the exacting ability to hit the same spot over and over again, amazing!


Practice idea number two:
Let’s take this rhythm challenger to the fingertips. This time, I want you to replay the first 30 seconds of the music and each time you hear a note, gently touch the tip of your index finger on your right hand to the tips of alternating fingers on the left hand.


This practice allows you to hear notes and create a pattern of movement.


Try this again with the fingertips of both hands slightly apart and when you hear the music, touch each set of corresponding fingertips to the other starting with index for the first note, middle finger for the second note, ring finger for the third note, pinky finger for the fourth note and thumb for the fifth note. The sixth note can either be the pinky and the seventh being ring finger or the sixth can be index finger with the seventh being middle finger. It all depends on how dexterous you are.


The inclination will be to use the same finger during the quick repeated notes but I want you to switch finger tip touches for every single note. I don’t need you to assign a letter of the scale for each note to a specific finger because I know you can already do that from your musical instrument training.


Those that never learned to play an instrument should learn how to assign a key per finger and enjoy figuring out which two letters overlap the five finger availability.


What I am asking you to do is a training method you can practice in public that will pay off in spades for great sex later on.

Love you,

C. Change

Classical, Music and Commercials on television.

For anyone who had an un-memorable sexual Valentine’s Day coupling or for those who want to add a little spice to life, I invite you to read the Letters2Jamison. Being able to accomplish the training exercises included in the series of Letter #13 will definitely raise your (and your partner’s) sexual bar.

Letter # 13 Part 2
Designed to be pavlovian in nature, advertisers use certain songs to help people remember the product. These catchy little jingles do work. That’s all well and good. In fact, I want you to salivate differently and far more enjoyably than the intended method the marketing guru’s are etching into your mind.


For example, when I saw the Hummer commercial, I slapped my inner thigh and told my partner to lick. One of my best friends saw the same commercial advertising quite differently and went out and bought a Hummer.


If you are like me during the football season, you hate those long commercial breaks. Consider using the method of adding sexual words to the tune as a method of personal entertainment. I know those repetitive car commercials using Vivaldi’s Four Seasons won’t disappoint a creative mind. Your “December to Remember” could anything but the usual holiday cheer.


Adding a few choice repeatable phrases to the end of sentences during a boring lecture or stale church experience has often kept me engaged when I couldn’t really have cared less about the subject matter.


Mentally including the phrase “up the butt” or “in my box” at the end of the speaker’s sentence was a lip biter in some very inappropriate yet hilarious situations. Give it a try the next time you are stuck listening to a live re-enactment of Charlie Brown’s teacher.


Before radio and internet, the great composers wrote the “mood music” of their times. Can you imagine what thoughts were going through the minds of the classical, romantic period master composers when they wrote timeless, epic, sexual tunes? My own concept of get-your-freak-on is probably pretty lame compared to what these Masters composed by candle light.


The original lyrics in the famous christmas carol deck the halls, which was adapted from a brothel house jingle, were originally so inappropriate fa-la-la-la-la was used to replace them.


While we are constantly reminded that our current society is the pinnacle of knowledge – If we compare the iconic hallmarks showcasing the pinnacle of today’s society, (i.e.: Microsoft, Facebook, Instagram, AI, etc.) to historical icons such as Mozart and Beethoven, I actually think we probably lost a step or two.


Master the items from Letter #3 and creating your own lyrics to music in this part of Letter #13 before reading the next part of this letter.
Love you,
C. Change

Terrifying Statistics

Two years ago an article was published in Ireland stating a whopping 44% of women aged 16-21 don’t enjoy their sex life.

The knot in the pit of my stomach when reading this fact is a combination of feelings ranging from a two year old whining “why mommy why” and simultaneously being unable to quit viewing a train-wreck.

https://www.her.ie/health/heres-why-some-most-women-fail-to-have-an-orgasm-309400

Insert funny meme here…

Except… The problem is… This really isn’t funny. Its indicative of societal norms and massively unacceptable sexual education.

If I was at lunch with my “come sit by Me and let’s rant a bit” girlfriends, the conversation would flow along these lines…

As I looked down into my newborns eyes I imagined wonderful futures right up to the point where I added, “and you will have a miserable sex life because I have no words of wisdom to give you. When it comes to knowing what is really possible… I want you to be just like the rest of ‘normal society’.”

The bundle of joy closes its eyes and screams, “Oh God, what did I get myself into?” Alas, it’s too late.

Right after Valentines and christmas are the two most popular times when divorce lawyer retention goes up and break-up with no make-up hits peak season.

Attorneys explain “Relationship failures” are chalked up to boundaries and communication fails. (I think there is at least one post in here on the subject matter.)

https://letters2jamison.com/2019/02/03/letter-101-am-i-in-a-healthy-relationship/

But instead of learning what makes a woman tick on the inside…females are usually persuaded to find a different mate. (I can smile when I tell you a thousand times when THAT didn’t work.)

Here’s a better solution than emulating that trick… try training what you have.

Two scary questions I have for that group of 16-21 year olds I referenced in the beginning: #1) what tools are you using to experience sexual release? #2) are you laying there as a dead fish expecting a silicone or plastic battery operated device to create a magic explosion some skillful marketing company initmated might happen if you bought their brand name product and used it within the limits of the warranty?

If the answer to question #1 is either: my fingers or glass… Congratualtions!!! You get a gold star. Now… let’s find out what movements aren’t in your quiver.

If the answer to question #2 is Yes to ANY OF IT – oh dear, we have our work cut out for us. I am not surprised you are unhappy with the resulsts. Today is your lucky day – there is a three part post that can get you on-track to smiles. Enjoy the link.

https://letters2jamison.com/2019/02/10/click-your-mouse-part-one/