Volume 1 for Teens Is Published

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/926238
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/926238

Thank you for joining me on this giggle-fest journey behind the scenes and between the sheets to discover the magical world of taboo behavior. As a teenager, there wasn’t a lot of sound advice coming in my direction for what could or would happen down some of the dark paths I took.  I just knew the DANGER sign at the beginning of the craggy path littered with sparkles and shiny trinkets was a welcoming beacon to undiscovered territory and orgasmic glory.

Every journey has a beginning.  As such, I am going to throw a whole bunch of things at you that are not on your radar or a whole lot of other people’s radar.

If that special “talk” you got didn’t include options to create multiple g-spots and multiple orgasms, an index finger can touch an ovary from the inside, most skin to skin contact sexually transmitted diseases can be washed off after sex, why alcohol ruins a real female orgasm, why some male penises bend to the left, exercises to reduce or eliminate prolapse, is bigger really better, how to get tight if you are still wondering if it is in yet, knowing how to establish proper sexual boundaries, how to properly communicate with your partner, why women and men don’t begin to have the best orgasms of their lives until they are about thirty years old (yep) or the tell-tale signs to spot a bad lay from across the room…

When you were two, I bet you knew what a car was, you had probably seen a bicycle or even a tricycle but that Big Wheel in front of you was the item to master first.  Sex is no different!  You were born with all the parts but you can’t use them properly until you learn how. 

This book is dedicated to teaching you HOW. 

Follow some of the choice mistakes I encountered and how I got around or out of a few of the wrecks when I used the keys to my brand new Ferrari without knowing how to ride a bicycle first.  I was given the usual puritanical instructions under the guise of you will fall in love, get married and on your wedding night have the most amazing virgin sex Never known to mankind.  Translated to: you are going to go SPLAT!  Oh, not following the arcane program?  Well, in case you are having pre-marital sex, here’s the number to a counselor if you think you got pregnant or a sti/std during that massively disappointing 30 second love fest and don’t forget to use a condom… next time.

Cripes!  With that kind of advice, it is no wonder why people turn to porn for education.  At least their train wreck looks like fun.  Psssst… it’s an act.  It’s all fake.  Follow me through the pages and get the goods the behind-the-green-door cottage industry hides from the public.   If you are a gifted child, creative curious teenager, a twenty in search of a better sex life, a thirty getting ready to actually find the right one or a forty questioning it all… oh, let’s go visit some places you probably don’t want to go so you can make better, more educated choices.

You can thank me by sharing what you learn with others.  Get ready to put on your Super Cape and let’s confine ignorant education leading to poor sexual performance and diseases where they belong… back in the Stone Age.  Enjoy the Letters To Jamison.

C. Change